July 29, 2008

Best in the League

It looked like it was going to be the same old story. Another game where RSL dominates everything at home and no one was going to score. Movsysian had a pretty good one-time shot off a good low cross from Kovalenko, but Sutton was there to stop it. Findley has a tap in from about 22 or 23 inches away from an open net and rockets it off the post. Beckerman took matters into his own hands with a few blasts from outside the box that sailed inches wide or stung the hands of the keeper. And we went into halftime 0-0.

But this team is too awesome these days to be leaving a game that they dominate at 0-0. Weenert, the Bad Ace of the Match from the Saprissa game, continued his nose for goal in the second half. He looked dangerous many times and after a broken corner kick he gathered in the ball in space and sent in a looping cross to the far post where Olave was waiting to direct the ball into the net. A goal and an assist from defenders. There are so many bad aces on this team that they can find goals from anyone on the pitch. A few minutes later, Weenert sent in another blistering shot from 25 yards out that certainly made Sutton sigh with relief when it missed by 2 inches. RSL continued to control the game. Toronto were lucky to get anything on our back four all game. They got lucky again to earn a free kick (which olave pretty clearly grabbed the dude's foot) and got way lucky to get it into the back of the net. In days of yore, RSL would have rolled over and died at that point, given up another goal, and lost the game. But not anymore. We fought for our lives, and stuck it to them and got our late game winner.

That brings us to the Ace Slideshows, LLC Bad Ace of the Match. The attitude and effort of the team is consistently high and it showed last night that this team has lost all resembelances of the disasterous teams of 2005-2007. Therefore, the Bad Ace of the Match goes to the entire team for last nights game. Here are a few comments for each of this week's Bad Aces:

  • Rimando - Bad Ace saves, like always
  • Borch - Solid Bad Ace, also has a Bad Ace fo-hawk
  • Olave - Bad Ace brusier who intimidated the other team into letting him alone in front of goal so he could score his first ever goal. Probably the Baddest Bad Ace on the team.
  • Weenert - Bad Ace defender who has taken matters into his own hands to show the offense how to play
  • Joy - Bad Ace for not screwing up like he did at the first part of the season
  • Robbie Russel - Bad Ace by association. He is now on a team of Bad Aces, and he made a couple of good passes to keep the title.
  • Cutler - Everything from his flowing mane of hair to his hustle play screams Bad Ace
  • Kovalenko - Bad Ace for keeping his turnovers under 10 for a change
  • Thug (Williams) - Bad Ace for ripping Toronto's D a new one in the corner flag at the end of the game to kill out the clock.
  • Becks - Grade A Bad Ace
  • Morales - Quiet Bad Ace, looked like he may have been injured
  • Movsysian - Thinks he is a Bad Ace, and since RSL won, we'll let him have that title for this week
  • Findley - Speedy Bad Ace that can't score easy goals
  • Dr. Goals - Tallest Bad Ace that can't buy a goal
  • Kries and other coaches/players - Bad Aces by association
That's just what RSL need before their 18 day break. Everyone ought to be proud to be able to call themselves Bad Aces for the next 18 days.

1 comment:

Jake said...

FLIP YEAH! RSL is so Bad Ace now that foxsoccer.com has them as the number 1 team in their weekly power rankings. This is the first time ever, but won't be the last time.